The Disdainful Freshman

This data processing major just came from an exam that he knows he aced. He doesn't even want to talk about it. He finds the nearest Corinthian pillar on campus, programs his digital camera, quickly slicks back the blonde part of his hair and gets in position. Now he's off do his dorm where a cold, six pack of zimas awaits. First he'll finish bleaching his hair before a 4 hour session of World of Warcraft ensues, all to the rousing sounds of Static X's entire discography.