Red Cross Crouch Boss

Healthy? Check. 17? Check. 110 pounds? The obvious prototype for such a list is a young, fohawked croucher in Etnies. Perhaps a crouch was the only way to fit his hair. Or maybe if the list was a little longer they could have fit someone standing

Scooter Duder.

This Mad Max henchman-looking fellow gets down to show off his Powder blue scooter. Let's hope that look of pride will last longer than his character's screen time in "Beyond Thunderdome."

Disney Dog, Photo Hog

This unsuspecting family asked for a picture with pluto. What they got was a spot on our site thanks to this mascot knowing what's up.

Going International Chapter 5: Germany Part II - Crouchtober Fest

Ok, not really taken in Germany, but the Lederhosen make it legit. Here at crouchpics, Art is really starting to live up to his name

Going International Chapter 5: Germany. Part I - Berlin Merlin

This is Arthur. This crouch comes straight from Berlin on the site where the Berlin Wall once stood. We all know there will be no standing on this website. To truly honor the fall of the wall, Art pays homage by getting down by the rubble.

Crouching Mannequin

A very keen fan could not let himself leave the mall without snapping this gem. The other mannequins don't even have knee joints. It's like she's taunting them.

The Blue Collar Bond

Camping, PBR, minimal shirt restriction, denim, bandana, tats, and a brotherly hand clasp. Yes, that is a list of requirements for being a complete bad ass. It also happens to be the description of this American-as-hell submission. If you don't hear an Allman Brothers-style, intertwining guitar solo when you look at this, look harder. This low-to-the ground, brotherly bond is so powerful, if Osama Bin Laden saw it he would piss his robe and die.

Train Track Khaki Man

This Music composer donned his finest vacation-dad shirt/slacks combo for his picture in the newspaper. He hasn't had new eyeglasses since 1988 and he sure as hell isn't afraid of trains.

Car-ouch

So, crouching near mediocre cars is becoming a theme here at Crouchpics. This track jacketed dude makes room in the photo for his impressive gray Mercury Grand Marquis

The Caribbean Bachelor

Is this guy in the Baha Men? If so, We finally know who let the dogs out. The real question becomes "who let the man crouch?"

Tabletop Menace

The only thing nastier than this now dirtied table, is this croucher's menacing expression.

Happy Birthday Merica

There is nothing more American than Alfred's sophomore Crouch Effort. Cars and Budweiser are American enough by themselves. Combine them and add a shirtless croucher and you get this year's Independence Day Crouch. Happy Birthday America.

King of the Playground

This one's been roaming around the internet, but there is no question its home is with Crouchpics. It's no secret how this youngster achieved his current physical stature: Ice Cream and Nintendo. He makes sure we know that as he impressively supports his chubby frame in a pose that crowns him the king of the playground.

The Sjo Sisters: Proppin' Chins, Whoppin' Grins

Crouch of the Month Recipient

(From Left to right: Pam, Pat, Deb, Judy, and Beth)

Sjo (Pronounced "so") is Finnish for "Of the Sea." These gals are puttin' their name to use with this magnificent, award-worthy, sea-side, sibling crouch for the ages. Alluring, geometric symmetry, and immaculate form complete with a perfect 5 out of 5 S.R.C. (sisters restin' chins). Supported by flip flops and lady Tevas, this is a familial, sorority coalition on a mission: That mission? To successfully utilize this dock, and a gorgeous, waterfront backdrop to pulverize the competition and steal the most coveted spot on crouchpics.com. We're talkin' top right corner. Well congratulations ladies, for not going solo, but gettin "Sjo" low. Your trophy awaits.

Crouchin' With Grandma Chapter 2

This fella got his granny to get lower than her speedometer on a Sunday. And doggone-it, she was elated.

Gathering of Family... And Pants.

Family Month is winding down, but there's still enough room for this compact, family unit.

Allies: Promoting the Crouch With Synergy.

This is a pack of workplace crouchers becoming a little more allied with the environment. One must look all the way back to Da Vinci's "Last Supper" to locate such flawless, aesthetic subject placement. If the Fed-Ex guy had happened to walk out of the elevator into this lobby at this exact moment, he would have wept. Then he would have gone straight home to hug his wife and kids and tell them he loved them in Italian. (Side Note: Take a look at the crouch archives, the last sentence of the 2nd post on March 26th for some true irony, a valuable lesson, and perhaps some wizardly clairvoyance.)

Just Makin' Room.

Crouching isn't always about about attitude and sweet style. Sometimes it's merely about necessity, makin' room in a photograph packed with too much friendship. That brings us to subjects A and B at the bottom left of this snapshot. Takin' one for the team, this pair's clever spatial relations brainstorming saved an almost lost photograph when they sacrificed the comfort of their own knee joints for the sake of a 10-friend smile fest.

Women Be Crouchin'

A rare, all lady crouch. Perfect, except for the standing guy. Come on dude. Get low or get lost. The good news is these girls are kickin' off their game night with a B.F.F. quad-crouch for the ages. They went on to consume unhealthy amounts of Dr. Pepper and play Yahtzee till sunrise.

Thumbs Up, The Rest Down.

We kick off friends and family month with a submission from this pack of best buds. Nothing like a thumbs up and an arm cross to really accentuate a posse crouch at a college fair. Now go reward yourselves with either some chicken in a pita, or some chicken fingers.