The Power is Vested

Rudd-Hound Gang

This is Paul Rudd on this week's episode of Parks and Recreation. His character's campaign ad featured this gem of a moment incorporating a persian greyhound and a puffy vest.

Pose Before Hose.

This is Rip Esselstyn. Yes his name is Rip. He is the author of the Engine 2 Diet. The only things lower than his cholesterol is this deep pose and the number of cats he hasn't saved.

Greco Ro-MEN

This is what Crouchpics is all about: trophies, pride, and technological college wrestlers turned scientists.

Felon-Knee

Rotting away in the big house? Try squatting away. This felon isn't going to let one lousy murder cramp his style. He may have allowed his conscience and greasy, horse hair to be soiled, but his sneakers are still white as the impervious wall that keeps him from posing like this in civilized public. You better bet this felon will be watching his back in the yard though. Style like that will get you shanked.

Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part II

Another trip, another goat crouch.

Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part 1

Friend of Crouchpics, Johnny Crouchione (@johnmars) likes to represent Crouchpics during Bicycle Treks. This was captured during the 2010 Zoo De Mack. Goats have become the hands down favorite creature to crouch with.

Waldo's Wave Runner

It's like Thoreau always said, "it's near impossible to maintain anonymity when you're so darn proud of your sweet-ass sea-doo."

Return of the Sjo Sisters.

Summer is just around the corner. And nothing says summer quite like a quintet of sandaled sisters crouching in front of a cornfield. This tight-knit family is cementing its place among the crouchpics elite and building a pretty strong crouchfolio. (See their first, award-winning crouch)

CoCo gets LoLo

Our favorite lanky, late night legend folds his 12 foot chicken legs to create a resting place for his freckled elbows. Maybe certain hefty-jawed numbskulls could learn from The Mighty Conan being so "down to earth."

Going International Chapter 6: Jerusalem Track Suit Family

This spunky, blonde family of tourists sport their matching track suits during their visit to the Holy Land.

Crouchers of the Deep

Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.

Colony Crouch

That's Donovan in the middle. He is one of our own. The two fellas on either side of him are Reno and George from Discovery Channel's "The Colony." Unlike some of the bastard, post- apocalyptic raiders they've recently experienced, the crouching community proudly embraces these reality t.v. heroes.

Sarah Jessica Croucher

Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.

Metallicrouch

Metal-head Repunzel here poses in front of what looks to be a semi-professional photographer's back drop at a K-Mart. Is that a lip ring AND a soul patch or did he just spill some Jaiger?

Counter Mounter

This entry combines two trending themes that have emerged at Crouchpics: A suit, and perching on top of a counter or table. This is a highly recommended and proven way to get the bar tender's attention.

Man's Best Friend and Worst Enemy

Man's best friend: The Canine, and worst enemy: Carlos Ray Norris, together as a team. Shaggy's got a badge and a nose for heroin. Chuck loves shaggy. He hates injustice.

Norris in the Forest

Chuck dismounts his steed and attempts to track down a fugitive. He takes a whiff of these condor wings for any possible fragrant evidence then stoically stares off into the distance, pondering his next move. Not a good sign for the fugitive.

Charles in Charge

We get a lot of real Americans on this website, but this takes it to a whole new level. Over the past decade, Sir Charles Norris of 'Merica has become an internet phenom. We don't plan to stop that here at Crouchpics. On this particular day, the Ranger finds the nearest manhole cover as to not muss up his boots, loads his pistol and scopes out a drug ring's warehouse from afar. The icy look in his eyes foresees less than zero mercy for at least 25 men. If any women are involved, they will be spared. However, they will have to apologize and will be promptly taken out to a steak dinner.