Here it is Fans, you asked for it. Introducing the first crouch chosen by the people in a true democratic matter, much like the subject himself: our president, Barack Obama. He took the first poll in a landslide victory, leaving Michael J. Fox and Chuck Norris in the dust like McCain and Nadar. This photograph was taken while Mr. President was studying our current economic state. He had to get low enough to really understand it.
This is Juho, a real life Finn who was kind enough to help us write chapter 3 of "Going International." Finland is known for housing tall men, but on this particular day, height was sacrificed for sleek style.
A familiar face, and an even more familiar form. The only thing unfamiliar about this snapshot is the rugged, potentially dinosaur-filled territory. He has nimbly crouched horizontally, gotten low with a handlebar stash, and now he returns in this gorgeous yet dangerous senior picture in the midst of the lurking t-rex's lair.
This fan discovered a prime, scenic overlook and took care of business. He spreads his arms wide as if to say: One day this will all be mine. Keep up the strong crouching my friend and you can conquer all the land that weak people will allow.
These fellas felt like they had to make up for the lack of curve in their hat brims. As a result, they bent nearly every joint in their body to get that perfect snapshot for their band's myspace page.
This gentleman is proud of his collection of woodwinds and he wants you to know it. He decided to boast his conglomeration by getting lower than an A-note on his baritone sax
This photo exudes pride and manliness. This successful fisherman can't help but smirk as he proudly displays his future supper which, moments ago, was caught using only bare hands and astute precision. His legs and watch stayed dry but his appetite will be whet with a heavily seasoned salmon and a tall glass of home-brewed mead.
A proven champion and ambassador of the crouch is back for more. The adornment of the bright blue snuggie suggests the symbol of a crouch wizard or perhaps druid, dwelling in the woodlands, carving trees into pants shapes, dedicating his every waking moment to the crouch movement, and casting spells on all the nay-sayers along the way. Or perhaps what we have here is simply a very comfy croucher... enjoying a steamy bowl of porridge under the warm afternoon sun. You decide.
Great submission. And by that I mean both the submission of the photo and the submission of this greaser to these hot mamas. I don't know who this guy was but he knew how to attract the high trousered, leather booted dames. With that glaring confidence and from that pounce-ready position, this nonconformist is ready to rumble with all of the Sharks and Jets simultaneously. This rebel has one massive cause: to break in those Levi 501's.
A submission from a fan graspin' the knee in front of an historic Ottoman building in Konya, Turkey. With form like this, the crouch will sweep through the Turkish nation faster than Alexander the Great circa 333 B.C. (Before Crouch).
Twas' a gift from France so hike up those pants... and lunge away. Can't get much more American than this. Lady Liberty and the crouch: 2 Complimentary symbols of freedom. While one proudly stretches to the heavens with fire in the torch, the latter confidently humbles itself to the land with fire in the hamstrings. Who's going to mess with this? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Yeah right. Why don't you Ahma-get-a-job.
One moment this business consultant is flying to a corporate conference on how to create synergy in the workplace, the next, his plane is down and he finds himself the lone survivor in the midst of an unknown landscape. At this point, we join our hero as he finally stumbles across a flowing source of water. Tired and relieved, he removes his Viotech company windbreaker and pauses for a brief moment to plan his next move.
This is Steve and Chris of the Rx Bandits. They have 14 years and 6 albums under their belt and have played at Bonnaroo and the Vans Warped Tour. Their resume is now complete as they have made the cut on Crouchpics.com.
This is a meat eater peering down at the stegosaurus that he just murdered and turned into a carcass
These young crouchers have stumbled upon what looks to be a crater formed from an alien spacecraft. Even when they reached the bottom, they must have felt that they weren't quite low enough.
Getting down low to spot a good place to pitch a tent while he looks deep into your eyes.
The last time there was a crouch this near to a goat it involved a low bridge and a troll.
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