Crouchers of the Deep

Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.