CoCo gets LoLo

Our favorite lanky, late night legend folds his 12 foot chicken legs to create a resting place for his freckled elbows. Maybe certain hefty-jawed numbskulls could learn from The Mighty Conan being so "down to earth."

Going International Chapter 6: Jerusalem Track Suit Family

This spunky, blonde family of tourists sport their matching track suits during their visit to the Holy Land.

Crouchers of the Deep

Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.

Colony Crouch

That's Donovan in the middle. He is one of our own. The two fellas on either side of him are Reno and George from Discovery Channel's "The Colony." Unlike some of the bastard, post- apocalyptic raiders they've recently experienced, the crouching community proudly embraces these reality t.v. heroes.

Sarah Jessica Croucher

Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.

Metallicrouch

Metal-head Repunzel here poses in front of what looks to be a semi-professional photographer's back drop at a K-Mart. Is that a lip ring AND a soul patch or did he just spill some Jaiger?

Counter Mounter

This entry combines two trending themes that have emerged at Crouchpics: A suit, and perching on top of a counter or table. This is a highly recommended and proven way to get the bar tender's attention.

Man's Best Friend and Worst Enemy

Man's best friend: The Canine, and worst enemy: Carlos Ray Norris, together as a team. Shaggy's got a badge and a nose for heroin. Chuck loves shaggy. He hates injustice.

Norris in the Forest

Chuck dismounts his steed and attempts to track down a fugitive. He takes a whiff of these condor wings for any possible fragrant evidence then stoically stares off into the distance, pondering his next move. Not a good sign for the fugitive.

Charles in Charge

We get a lot of real Americans on this website, but this takes it to a whole new level. Over the past decade, Sir Charles Norris of 'Merica has become an internet phenom. We don't plan to stop that here at Crouchpics. On this particular day, the Ranger finds the nearest manhole cover as to not muss up his boots, loads his pistol and scopes out a drug ring's warehouse from afar. The icy look in his eyes foresees less than zero mercy for at least 25 men. If any women are involved, they will be spared. However, they will have to apologize and will be promptly taken out to a steak dinner.

Black Belt Squatter With an Upside Down Daughter

This Kung Fu Master uses a croc-wearing toddler to taunt his enemy. The outfit definitely suggests bad guy. He has kidnapped the protagonist's daughter. Little does he know what he is in for when our hero arrives...In 2 days via a trifecta of absolutely heroic and American Crouchpics. Stay tuned.

Perching Sensei

Sensei Brian demonstrates a stealthy sneak attack to his students in front of the Dojo outhouses at Karate Camp

Graveyard Highlander

There can only be one. This astral, time traveling warrior couches in front of the graves of all the orks and ghouls he's murdered.

Double Eagle USA Champion #1

This familiar golfing croucher has almost too much dedication to the crouch cause, and we love it. Most men and women subjects would be content with settling for par: a sufficient, family golf pose, simply conforming to the stiff, rigidity by standing to the right or left of his or her triumvirate of familial elders and thus contributing to the colossal mountain of bland photographs. Not this man. By the bend of a knee he heroically saves this snapshot from an insipid, obscure, photographic purgatory and launches it further than his best drive, into an elite, championship, country club, photographic heaven. Hole in one my friend. Get this man a green jacket and a trophy. He is a true champion

The Foggy Tan Man

Every single thing in this picture is tan except the Tevos and the wrist watch. Even this guy's personality is tan

Slicky McUntuck

There is a 65% chance this stylish fellow works at a cell phone stand in a mall. It would explain his shiny white sketchers from Journeyz and his fake Rolex which he proudly displays via classic hand clasp.

Squatham City

The caped crusader getting lower than his throaty growl. If you are a bad guy or a henchman, nothing good can come from this.

Born To Crouch

There is a reason he's called "The Boss." This is the reason.

Red Cross Crouch Boss

Healthy? Check. 17? Check. 110 pounds? The obvious prototype for such a list is a young, fohawked croucher in Etnies. Perhaps a crouch was the only way to fit his hair. Or maybe if the list was a little longer they could have fit someone standing