Man's Best Friend and Worst Enemy

Man's best friend: The Canine, and worst enemy: Carlos Ray Norris, together as a team. Shaggy's got a badge and a nose for heroin. Chuck loves shaggy. He hates injustice.

Norris in the Forest

Chuck dismounts his steed and attempts to track down a fugitive. He takes a whiff of these condor wings for any possible fragrant evidence then stoically stares off into the distance, pondering his next move. Not a good sign for the fugitive.

Charles in Charge

We get a lot of real Americans on this website, but this takes it to a whole new level. Over the past decade, Sir Charles Norris of 'Merica has become an internet phenom. We don't plan to stop that here at Crouchpics. On this particular day, the Ranger finds the nearest manhole cover as to not muss up his boots, loads his pistol and scopes out a drug ring's warehouse from afar. The icy look in his eyes foresees less than zero mercy for at least 25 men. If any women are involved, they will be spared. However, they will have to apologize and will be promptly taken out to a steak dinner.

Black Belt Squatter With an Upside Down Daughter

This Kung Fu Master uses a croc-wearing toddler to taunt his enemy. The outfit definitely suggests bad guy. He has kidnapped the protagonist's daughter. Little does he know what he is in for when our hero arrives...In 2 days via a trifecta of absolutely heroic and American Crouchpics. Stay tuned.

Perching Sensei

Sensei Brian demonstrates a stealthy sneak attack to his students in front of the Dojo outhouses at Karate Camp

Graveyard Highlander

There can only be one. This astral, time traveling warrior couches in front of the graves of all the orks and ghouls he's murdered.

Double Eagle USA Champion #1

This familiar golfing croucher has almost too much dedication to the crouch cause, and we love it. Most men and women subjects would be content with settling for par: a sufficient, family golf pose, simply conforming to the stiff, rigidity by standing to the right or left of his or her triumvirate of familial elders and thus contributing to the colossal mountain of bland photographs. Not this man. By the bend of a knee he heroically saves this snapshot from an insipid, obscure, photographic purgatory and launches it further than his best drive, into an elite, championship, country club, photographic heaven. Hole in one my friend. Get this man a green jacket and a trophy. He is a true champion

The Foggy Tan Man

Every single thing in this picture is tan except the Tevos and the wrist watch. Even this guy's personality is tan

Slicky McUntuck

There is a 65% chance this stylish fellow works at a cell phone stand in a mall. It would explain his shiny white sketchers from Journeyz and his fake Rolex which he proudly displays via classic hand clasp.

Squatham City

The caped crusader getting lower than his throaty growl. If you are a bad guy or a henchman, nothing good can come from this.

Born To Crouch

There is a reason he's called "The Boss." This is the reason.

Red Cross Crouch Boss

Healthy? Check. 17? Check. 110 pounds? The obvious prototype for such a list is a young, fohawked croucher in Etnies. Perhaps a crouch was the only way to fit his hair. Or maybe if the list was a little longer they could have fit someone standing

Scooter Duder.

This Mad Max henchman-looking fellow gets down to show off his Powder blue scooter. Let's hope that look of pride will last longer than his character's screen time in "Beyond Thunderdome."

Disney Dog, Photo Hog

This unsuspecting family asked for a picture with pluto. What they got was a spot on our site thanks to this mascot knowing what's up.

Going International Chapter 5: Germany Part II - Crouchtober Fest

Ok, not really taken in Germany, but the Lederhosen make it legit. Here at crouchpics, Art is really starting to live up to his name

Going International Chapter 5: Germany. Part I - Berlin Merlin

This is Arthur. This crouch comes straight from Berlin on the site where the Berlin Wall once stood. We all know there will be no standing on this website. To truly honor the fall of the wall, Art pays homage by getting down by the rubble.

Crouching Mannequin

A very keen fan could not let himself leave the mall without snapping this gem. The other mannequins don't even have knee joints. It's like she's taunting them.

The Blue Collar Bond

Camping, PBR, minimal shirt restriction, denim, bandana, tats, and a brotherly hand clasp. Yes, that is a list of requirements for being a complete bad ass. It also happens to be the description of this American-as-hell submission. If you don't hear an Allman Brothers-style, intertwining guitar solo when you look at this, look harder. This low-to-the ground, brotherly bond is so powerful, if Osama Bin Laden saw it he would piss his robe and die.

Train Track Khaki Man

This Music composer donned his finest vacation-dad shirt/slacks combo for his picture in the newspaper. He hasn't had new eyeglasses since 1988 and he sure as hell isn't afraid of trains.

Car-ouch

So, crouching near mediocre cars is becoming a theme here at Crouchpics. This track jacketed dude makes room in the photo for his impressive gray Mercury Grand Marquis