Groom in a Wagon

Confused? Yeah, us too. Upon seeing this picture, only a series of questions seems appropriate: Was this the photographers idea? Were the groomsmen playing a practical joke by suggesting this? Will this make it into the wedding picture photo album? What were they even doing in a barn? Is there some kind of inside joke? "Oh that crazy Percy, he's always crouchin' in a wagon." If this wasn't the groomsmen's idea, who is this photographer and how is he so damn persuasive? Is he a hypnotist? And where do I find the rest of his work?

Back To Basics Part 2.

Every once and a while, we at crouchpics have to dig deep and get back to our roots. And there really is no better standard than a group of men in suits. We are talking fundamentals here. These guys are headed to their prom, and while their dates await, there will be no closer bond on this night than this moment at the park across the street, except maybe the bond of every pair of hands clasped together. True form. Applause.

Low-Bama

Crouch of the Month Recipient

Here it is Fans, you asked for it. Introducing the first crouch chosen by the people in a true democratic matter, much like the subject himself: our president, Barack Obama. He took the first poll in a landslide victory, leaving Michael J. Fox and Chuck Norris in the dust like McCain and Nadar. This photograph was taken while Mr. President was studying our current economic state. He had to get low enough to really understand it.

Going International Chapter 3: Finnish Hymn

This is Juho, a real life Finn who was kind enough to help us write chapter 3 of "Going International." Finland is known for housing tall men, but on this particular day, height was sacrificed for sleek style.

Jurassic Crouch 2: The Lost Crouch

A familiar face, and an even more familiar form. The only thing unfamiliar about this snapshot is the rugged, potentially dinosaur-filled territory. He has nimbly crouched horizontally, gotten low with a handlebar stash, and now he returns in this gorgeous yet dangerous senior picture in the midst of the lurking t-rex's lair.

Mountain Croucher.

This fan discovered a prime, scenic overlook and took care of business. He spreads his arms wide as if to say: One day this will all be mine. Keep up the strong crouching my friend and you can conquer all the land that weak people will allow.

Rooftop Straight-Brimmers.

These fellas felt like they had to make up for the lack of curve in their hat brims. As a result, they bent nearly every joint in their body to get that perfect snapshot for their band's myspace page.

Sax Appeal

This gentleman is proud of his collection of woodwinds and he wants you to know it. He decided to boast his conglomeration by getting lower than an A-note on his baritone sax

Proud Fishermen 2 of 2

A Swisher Sweet

A Fisher's treat

 So get those Bo's close to your feet.

Descend your ass 

Close to the grass 

And proudly hoist that monster bass

Proud Fishermen 1 of 2.

This photo exudes pride and manliness. This successful fisherman can't help but smirk as he proudly displays his future supper which, moments ago, was caught using only bare hands and astute precision. His legs and watch stayed dry but his appetite will be whet with a heavily seasoned salmon and a tall glass of home-brewed mead.

Crouchin' With Grandma

Nothing caps off a family reunion by the lake like a sassy, chin-harnessing pose directly in front of Nana.

Snuggie Porridge

Crouch of the Month Recipient

A proven champion and ambassador of the crouch is back for more. The adornment of the bright blue snuggie suggests the symbol of a crouch wizard or perhaps druid, dwelling in the woodlands, carving trees into pants shapes, dedicating his every waking moment to the crouch movement, and casting spells on all the nay-sayers along the way. Or perhaps what we have here is simply a very comfy croucher... enjoying a steamy bowl of porridge under the warm afternoon sun. You decide.

Rebel With Too Much of a Cause

Great submission. And by that I mean both the submission of the photo and the submission of this greaser to these hot mamas. I don't know who this guy was but he knew how to attract the high trousered, leather booted dames. With that glaring confidence and from that pounce-ready position, this nonconformist is ready to rumble with all of the Sharks and Jets simultaneously.  This rebel has one massive cause: to break in those Levi 501's.

Going International Chapter 2: The Turkey Squat.

A submission from a fan graspin' the knee in front of an historic Ottoman building in Konya, Turkey. With form like this, the crouch will sweep through the Turkish nation faster than Alexander the Great circa 333 B.C. (Before Crouch).

Liberty Lunge

Twas' a gift from France so hike up those pants... and lunge away. Can't get much more American than this. Lady Liberty and the crouch: 2 Complimentary symbols of freedom. While one proudly stretches to the heavens with fire in the torch, the latter confidently humbles itself to the land with fire in the hamstrings. Who's going to mess with this? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Yeah right. Why don't you Ahma-get-a-job.

The Lost Businessman

One moment this business consultant is flying to a corporate conference on how to create synergy in the workplace, the next, his plane is down and he finds himself the lone survivor in the midst of an unknown landscape. At this point, we join our hero as he finally stumbles across a flowing source of water. Tired and relieved, he removes his Viotech company windbreaker and pauses for a brief moment to plan his next move.

Dirty Butts in the Slums

When you're living in the slums, you can't let any cig go to waste. This small man goes in for the butt scoop and is captured in time as he takes that impatient hit of his dirtied butt. As a result, a second butt was nearly dirtied on this particularly dreary afternoon as his young toddler trudges away in disgust.

Crouching Destroyer

This is Steve and Chris of the Rx Bandits. They have 14 years and 6 albums under their belt and have played at Bonnaroo and the Vans Warped Tour. Their resume is now complete as they have made the cut on Crouchpics.com.

Jurassic Crouch

Crouch of the Month Recipient

This is a meat eater peering down at the stegosaurus that he just murdered and turned into a carcass

The Crater Brigade

These young crouchers have stumbled upon what looks to be a crater formed from an alien spacecraft. Even when they reached the bottom, they must have felt that they weren't quite low enough.