Proud Fishermen 2 of 2

A Swisher Sweet

A Fisher's treat

 So get those Bo's close to your feet.

Descend your ass 

Close to the grass 

And proudly hoist that monster bass

Proud Fishermen 1 of 2.

This photo exudes pride and manliness. This successful fisherman can't help but smirk as he proudly displays his future supper which, moments ago, was caught using only bare hands and astute precision. His legs and watch stayed dry but his appetite will be whet with a heavily seasoned salmon and a tall glass of home-brewed mead.

Crouchin' With Grandma

Nothing caps off a family reunion by the lake like a sassy, chin-harnessing pose directly in front of Nana.

Snuggie Porridge

Crouch of the Month Recipient

A proven champion and ambassador of the crouch is back for more. The adornment of the bright blue snuggie suggests the symbol of a crouch wizard or perhaps druid, dwelling in the woodlands, carving trees into pants shapes, dedicating his every waking moment to the crouch movement, and casting spells on all the nay-sayers along the way. Or perhaps what we have here is simply a very comfy croucher... enjoying a steamy bowl of porridge under the warm afternoon sun. You decide.

Rebel With Too Much of a Cause

Great submission. And by that I mean both the submission of the photo and the submission of this greaser to these hot mamas. I don't know who this guy was but he knew how to attract the high trousered, leather booted dames. With that glaring confidence and from that pounce-ready position, this nonconformist is ready to rumble with all of the Sharks and Jets simultaneously.  This rebel has one massive cause: to break in those Levi 501's.

Going International Chapter 2: The Turkey Squat.

A submission from a fan graspin' the knee in front of an historic Ottoman building in Konya, Turkey. With form like this, the crouch will sweep through the Turkish nation faster than Alexander the Great circa 333 B.C. (Before Crouch).

Liberty Lunge

Twas' a gift from France so hike up those pants... and lunge away. Can't get much more American than this. Lady Liberty and the crouch: 2 Complimentary symbols of freedom. While one proudly stretches to the heavens with fire in the torch, the latter confidently humbles itself to the land with fire in the hamstrings. Who's going to mess with this? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Yeah right. Why don't you Ahma-get-a-job.

The Lost Businessman

One moment this business consultant is flying to a corporate conference on how to create synergy in the workplace, the next, his plane is down and he finds himself the lone survivor in the midst of an unknown landscape. At this point, we join our hero as he finally stumbles across a flowing source of water. Tired and relieved, he removes his Viotech company windbreaker and pauses for a brief moment to plan his next move.

Dirty Butts in the Slums

When you're living in the slums, you can't let any cig go to waste. This small man goes in for the butt scoop and is captured in time as he takes that impatient hit of his dirtied butt. As a result, a second butt was nearly dirtied on this particularly dreary afternoon as his young toddler trudges away in disgust.

Crouching Destroyer

This is Steve and Chris of the Rx Bandits. They have 14 years and 6 albums under their belt and have played at Bonnaroo and the Vans Warped Tour. Their resume is now complete as they have made the cut on Crouchpics.com.

Jurassic Crouch

Crouch of the Month Recipient

This is a meat eater peering down at the stegosaurus that he just murdered and turned into a carcass

The Crater Brigade

These young crouchers have stumbled upon what looks to be a crater formed from an alien spacecraft. Even when they reached the bottom, they must have felt that they weren't quite low enough.

The Gay Hiker

Getting down low to spot a good place to pitch a tent while he looks deep into your eyes.

Crouchin' With Billy.

The last time there was a crouch this near to a goat it involved a low bridge and a troll.

Guy in Dubai: Going International

A classic overseas submission from an old acquaintance with a mean hook shot. The Persian Gulf serves as a gorgeous backdrop for this studious, blazer-wearing power forward. I'm told that the hotel behind is the only one on Earth with a 7-star rating. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I gave this crouch any less of a review. 7 stars. Zeus himself would have trouble topping this form. What can be bolder than crouching on a boulder?

Crouchpix on Metromix.

Legwarmers and lady-cumberbuns are always welcome on crouchpics.com. They also help spread the crouch across the nation via Metromix.com  

Warning: Intense crouching may cause apparent shoulder dislocation.

Crouch Potato

                                   figure 1A

The great Potato famine resulted in a shortage of potatoes, but the amount of crouches increased ten-fold as exemplified by figure 1A above.

Empire Strikes Crouch

Crouching up a storm...troopers? We found these protectors of the Empire cutting loose on Saint Patrick's day. No word yet on if they were punished by Palpatine or Vader. Those two are so stiff you wouldn't even catch them crouching to duck a light sabre blow. One thing is for sure, These troopers' crouchmanship far exceeds their marksmanship with laser guns.

Crouching Through Time: 1970

Ok this guy's real. That's his name. Andrae Crouch. The fact that he was captured crouching is almost an overwhelming amount of awesome, literal layering. It's like Judge Reinhold with a Gavel and a powdered wig, or Neil Diamond, kneeling on a diamond. "Andrae Crouch and the Disciples" not only brought soul to the radio waves with gospel hits, but they utilized to the fullest their frontman's last name, bringing soul and class to the 70's-era crouch. Notice the eerily tremendous form that Andrae demonstrates. The lines and angles of his body are so perfect and sharp, it appears that he groomed his facial hair with them. He contrasts this with a softly draped, oversized dress shirt, sleeves rolled up as if to show off the very elbows supporting such perfection. He chooses the head rest or "invisible phone" technique which, in turn, draws your gaze to his suave jewelry and neatly groomed chest/face hair.  Andre the Giant will not become an Icon for another decade. But this Andrae was a giant of his own: Andrae the Giant of the Crouch.

Crouching Through Time: 1986

Crouch of the Month Recipient

One arrived in a Trans Am, the other a Firebird. But you'll need a flying Delorean to crouch with these Bee Gee lovin'
groomsmen. Stylish stashes. fluffy, conditioned hair. An all white tux. Perfect form outside the reception hall as they wait for the arrival of the Air Supply cover band. Dirtying those tux tails for the sake of the perfect photograph. This is crouching in 1986.