Saturday, May 26, 2012
Memorial Day Classic
Sometimes at Crouchpics, we must take a day to remember our origins. Today is one of those days. We give you, The Classic.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Double-Ferrell SquatFun
King William dons some bedazzled garb and really nails all the crouch components in this one. Solid head tilt, chin-frame, right angled elbow leading into a wristwatch-festooned thigh rest, and of course a glare that boasts the poise and sheer authority of a million Swedish Zeuses. That son of his can rest easy each night, knowing all oncoming threats must first go through this Power Papa. We warmly welcome America's favorite comedy king into Crouchpics' throne room of bended-knee royalty.
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Silver and Gold
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Rudd-Hound Gang
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Pose Before Hose.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Greco Ro-MEN
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Felon-Knee
Rotting away in the big house? Try squatting away. This felon isn't going to let one lousy murder cramp his style. He may have allowed his conscience and greasy, horse hair to be soiled, but his sneakers are still white as the impervious wall that keeps him from posing like this in civilized public. You better bet this felon will be watching his back in the yard though. Style like that will get you shanked.
Friday, January 6, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part 1
Friend of Crouchpics, Johnny Crouchione (@johnmars) likes to represent Crouchpics during Bicycle Treks. This was captured during the 2010 Zoo De Mack. Goats have become the hands down favorite creature to crouch with.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Waldo's Wave Runner
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Return of the Sjo Sisters.
Summer is just around the corner. And nothing says summer quite like a quintet of sandaled sisters crouching in front of a cornfield. This tight-knit family is cementing its place among the crouchpics elite and building a pretty strong crouchfolio. (See their first, award-winning crouch)
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
CoCo gets LoLo
Friday, December 17, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Going International Chapter 6: Jerusalem Track Suit Family
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Crouchers of the Deep
Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.
Friday, October 1, 2010
Colony Crouch
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Sarah Jessica Croucher
Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Metallicrouch
Friday, September 3, 2010
Counter Mounter
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