Crouch Pics USA

Rudd-Hound Gang

2012-01-21T00:21:00.002-05:00

This is Paul Rudd on this week's episode of Parks and Recreation. His character's campaign ad featured this gem of a moment incorporating a persian greyhound and a puffy vest.

Pose Before Hose.

2012-01-14T13:47:00.004-05:00

This is Rip Esselstyn. Yes his name is Rip. He is the author of the Engine 2 Diet. The only things lower than his cholesterol is this deep pose and the number of cats he hasn't saved.

Greco Ro-MEN

2012-01-12T14:46:00.004-05:00

This is what Crouchpics is all about: trophies, pride, and technological college wrestlers turned scientists.

Felon-Knee

2012-01-10T20:32:00.002-05:00

Rotting away in the big house? Try squatting away. This felon isn't going to let one lousy murder cramp his style. He may have allowed his conscience and greasy, horse hair to be soiled, but his sneakers are still white as the impervious wall that keeps him from posing like this in civilized public. You better bet this felon will be watching his back in the yard though. Style like that will get you shanked.

Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part II

2012-01-06T17:21:00.001-05:00

Another trip, another goat crouch.

Men Who Crouch With Goats: Part 1

2012-01-03T14:52:00.004-05:00

Friend of Crouchpics, Johnny Crouchione (@johnmars) likes to represent Crouchpics during Bicycle Treks. This was captured during the 2010 Zoo De Mack. Goats have become the hands down favorite creature to crouch with.

Waldo's Wave Runner

2011-05-03T20:22:00.002-04:00

It's like Thoreau always said, "it's near impossible to maintain anonymity when you're so darn proud of your sweet-ass sea-doo."

Return of the Sjo Sisters.

2011-04-19T19:37:00.002-04:00

Summer is just around the corner. And nothing says summer quite like a quintet of sandaled sisters crouching in front of a cornfield. This tight-knit family is cementing its place among the crouchpics elite and building a pretty strong crouchfolio. (See their first, award-winning crouch)

CoCo gets LoLo

2010-12-21T13:15:00.004-05:00

Our favorite lanky, late night legend folds his 12 foot chicken legs to create a resting place for his freckled elbows. Maybe certain hefty-jawed numbskulls could learn from The Mighty Conan being so "down to earth."

2010-12-17T17:34:00.001-05:00

Going International Chapter 6: Jerusalem Track Suit Family

2010-12-14T15:42:00.003-05:00

This spunky, blonde family of tourists sport their matching track suits during their visit to the Holy Land.

Crouchers of the Deep

2010-11-30T14:50:00.003-05:00

Somewhere on the bottom of the ocean, miles beneath the sunlit surface, dwells this rarely seen breed of croucher creatures. Once thought to be merely mythic hearsay of cryptozoologists, this recent photograph snapped from a research submarine proves their existance. This particularly bizarre breed comes equipped with unexplainable sunglasses as they could not be further from the sun as indicated by both their literal geographic, ocean-floor location in addition to their pasty, unhealthily pale epidermis.

Colony Crouch

2010-10-01T22:59:00.002-04:00

That's Donovan in the middle. He is one of our own. The two fellas on either side of him are Reno and George from Discovery Channel's "The Colony." Unlike some of the bastard, post- apocalyptic raiders they've recently experienced, the crouching community proudly embraces these reality t.v. heroes.

Sarah Jessica Croucher

2010-09-21T00:49:00.002-04:00

Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.

Metallicrouch

2010-09-14T13:59:00.002-04:00

Metal-head Repunzel here poses in front of what looks to be a semi-professional photographer's back drop at a K-Mart. Is that a lip ring AND a soul patch or did he just spill some Jaiger?

Counter Mounter

2010-09-03T10:51:00.002-04:00

This entry combines two trending themes that have emerged at Crouchpics: A suit, and perching on top of a counter or table. This is a highly recommended and proven way to get the bar tender's attention.

Man's Best Friend and Worst Enemy

2010-08-25T23:03:00.003-04:00

Man's best friend: The Canine, and worst enemy: Carlos Ray Norris, together as a team. Shaggy's got a badge and a nose for heroin. Chuck loves shaggy. He hates injustice.

Norris in the Forest

2010-08-23T14:19:00.003-04:00

Chuck dismounts his steed and attempts to track down a fugitive. He takes a whiff of these condor wings for any possible fragrant evidence then stoically stares off into the distance, pondering his next move. Not a good sign for the fugitive.

Charles in Charge

2010-08-20T11:51:00.002-04:00

We get a lot of real Americans on this website, but this takes it to a whole new level. Over the past decade, Sir Charles Norris of 'Merica has become an internet phenom. We don't plan to stop that here at Crouchpics. On this particular day, the Ranger finds the nearest manhole cover as to not muss up his boots, loads his pistol and scopes out a drug ring's warehouse from afar. The icy look in his eyes foresees less than zero mercy for at least 25 men. If any women are involved, they will be spared. However, they will have to apologize and will be promptly taken out to a steak dinner.

Black Belt Squatter With an Upside Down Daughter

2010-08-18T08:22:00.003-04:00

This Kung Fu Master uses a croc-wearing toddler to taunt his enemy. The outfit definitely suggests bad guy. He has kidnapped the protagonist's daughter. Little does he know what he is in for when our hero arrives...In 2 days via a trifecta of absolutely heroic and American Crouchpics. Stay tuned.

Perching Sensei

2010-08-17T13:17:00.002-04:00

Sensei Brian demonstrates a stealthy sneak attack to his students in front of the Dojo outhouses at Karate Camp

Graveyard Highlander

2010-08-16T14:33:00.002-04:00

There can only be one. This astral, time traveling warrior couches in front of the graves of all the orks and ghouls he's murdered.

Double Eagle USA Champion #1

2010-08-13T19:52:00.006-04:00

This familiar golfing croucher has almost too much dedication to the crouch cause, and we love it. Most men and women subjects would be content with settling for par: a sufficient, family golf pose, simply conforming to the stiff, rigidity by standing to the right or left of his or her triumvirate of familial elders and thus contributing to the colossal mountain of bland photographs. Not this man. By the bend of a knee he heroically saves this snapshot from an insipid, obscure, photographic purgatory and launches it further than his best drive, into an elite, championship, country club, photographic heaven. Hole in one my friend. Get this man a green jacket and a trophy. He is a true champion

The Foggy Tan Man

2010-08-10T13:19:00.001-04:00

Every single thing in this picture is tan except the Tevos and the wrist watch. Even this guy's personality is tan

Slicky McUntuck

2010-08-10T13:08:00.002-04:00

There is a 65% chance this stylish fellow works at a cell phone stand in a mall. It would explain his shiny white sketchers from Journeyz and his fake Rolex which he proudly displays via classic hand clasp.

Squatham City

2010-08-06T10:42:00.003-04:00

The caped crusader getting lower than his throaty growl. If you are a bad guy or a henchman, nothing good can come from this.

Born To Crouch

2010-08-04T21:33:00.002-04:00

There is a reason he's called "The Boss." This is the reason.

Red Cross Crouch Boss

2010-07-26T15:50:00.002-04:00

Healthy? Check. 17? Check. 110 pounds? The obvious prototype for such a list is a young, fohawked croucher in Etnies. Perhaps a crouch was the only way to fit his hair. Or maybe if the list was a little longer they could have fit someone standing

Scooter Duder.

2010-07-23T17:47:00.003-04:00

This Mad Max henchman-looking fellow gets down to show off his Powder blue scooter. Let's hope that look of pride will last longer than his character's screen time in "Beyond Thunderdome."

Disney Dog, Photo Hog

2010-07-21T19:09:00.002-04:00

This unsuspecting family asked for a picture with pluto. What they got was a spot on our site thanks to this mascot knowing what's up.

Going International Chapter 5: Germany Part II - Crouchtober Fest

2010-07-18T22:29:00.004-04:00

Ok, not really taken in Germany, but the Lederhosen make it legit. Here at crouchpics, Art is really starting to live up to his name

Going International Chapter 5: Germany. Part I - Berlin Merlin

2010-07-18T21:17:00.008-04:00

This is Arthur. This crouch comes straight from Berlin on the site where the Berlin Wall once stood. We all know there will be no standing on this website. To truly honor the fall of the wall, Art pays homage by getting down by the rubble.

Crouching Mannequin

2010-07-14T19:58:00.002-04:00

A very keen fan could not let himself leave the mall without snapping this gem. The other mannequins don't even have knee joints. It's like she's taunting them.

The Blue Collar Bond

2010-07-12T12:19:00.002-04:00

Camping, PBR, minimal shirt restriction, denim, bandana, tats, and a brotherly hand clasp. Yes, that is a list of requirements for being a complete bad ass. It also happens to be the description of this American-as-hell submission. If you don't hear an Allman Brothers-style, intertwining guitar solo when you look at this, look harder. This low-to-the ground, brotherly bond is so powerful, if Osama Bin Laden saw it he would piss his robe and die.

Train Track Khaki Man

2010-07-11T19:27:00.004-04:00

This Music composer donned his finest vacation-dad shirt/slacks combo for his picture in the newspaper. He hasn't had new eyeglasses since 1988 and he sure as hell isn't afraid of trains.

Car-ouch

2010-07-09T15:51:00.002-04:00

So, crouching near mediocre cars is becoming a theme here at Crouchpics. This track jacketed dude makes room in the photo for his impressive gray Mercury Grand Marquis

The Caribbean Bachelor

2010-07-08T03:59:00.003-04:00

Is this guy in the Baha Men? If so, We finally know who let the dogs out. The real question becomes "who let the man crouch?"

Tabletop Menace

2010-07-07T17:00:00.002-04:00

The only thing nastier than this now dirtied table, is this croucher's menacing expression.

Happy Birthday Merica

2010-07-07T16:53:00.003-04:00

There is nothing more American than Alfred's sophomore Crouch Effort. Cars and Budweiser are American enough by themselves. Combine them and add a shirtless croucher and you get this year's Independence Day Crouch. Happy Birthday America.

King of the Playground

2010-07-07T16:41:00.002-04:00

This one's been roaming around the internet, but there is no question its home is with Crouchpics. It's no secret how this youngster achieved his current physical stature: Ice Cream and Nintendo. He makes sure we know that as he impressively supports his chubby frame in a pose that crowns him the king of the playground.

The Sjo Sisters: Proppin' Chins, Whoppin' Grins

2009-10-04T20:51:00.011-04:00

Crouch of the Month Recipient

(From Left to right: Pam, Pat, Deb, Judy, and Beth)

Sjo (Pronounced "so") is Finnish for "Of the Sea." These gals are puttin' their name to use with this magnificent, award-worthy, sea-side, sibling crouch for the ages. Alluring, geometric symmetry, and immaculate form complete with a perfect 5 out of 5 S.R.C. (sisters restin' chins). Supported by flip flops and lady Tevas, this is a familial, sorority coalition on a mission: That mission? To successfully utilize this dock, and a gorgeous, waterfront backdrop to pulverize the competition and steal the most coveted spot on crouchpics.com. We're talkin' top right corner. Well congratulations ladies, for not going solo, but gettin "Sjo" low. Your trophy awaits.

Crouchin' With Grandma Chapter 2

2009-09-29T20:10:00.002-04:00

This fella got his granny to get lower than her speedometer on a Sunday. And doggone-it, she was elated.

Gathering of Family... And Pants.

2009-09-29T19:59:00.003-04:00

Family Month is winding down, but there's still enough room for this compact, family unit.

Allies: Promoting the Crouch With Synergy.

2009-09-27T17:15:00.004-04:00

This is a pack of workplace crouchers becoming a little more allied with the environment. One must look all the way back to Da Vinci's "Last Supper" to locate such flawless, aesthetic subject placement. If the Fed-Ex guy had happened to walk out of the elevator into this lobby at this exact moment, he would have wept. Then he would have gone straight home to hug his wife and kids and tell them he loved them in Italian. (Side Note: Take a look at the crouch archives, the last sentence of the 2nd post on March 26th for some true irony, a valuable lesson, and perhaps some wizardly clairvoyance.)

Just Makin' Room.

2009-09-27T17:05:00.002-04:00

Crouching isn't always about about attitude and sweet style. Sometimes it's merely about necessity, makin' room in a photograph packed with too much friendship. That brings us to subjects A and B at the bottom left of this snapshot. Takin' one for the team, this pair's clever spatial relations brainstorming saved an almost lost photograph when they sacrificed the comfort of their own knee joints for the sake of a 10-friend smile fest.

Women Be Crouchin'

2009-09-13T18:47:00.003-04:00

A rare, all lady crouch. Perfect, except for the standing guy. Come on dude. Get low or get lost. The good news is these girls are kickin' off their game night with a B.F.F. quad-crouch for the ages. They went on to consume unhealthy amounts of Dr. Pepper and play Yahtzee till sunrise.

Thumbs Up, The Rest Down.

2009-09-13T18:40:00.004-04:00

We kick off friends and family month with a submission from this pack of best buds. Nothing like a thumbs up and an arm cross to really accentuate a posse crouch at a college fair. Now go reward yourselves with either some chicken in a pita, or some chicken fingers.

The Disdainful Freshman

2009-09-04T14:59:00.003-04:00

This data processing major just came from an exam that he knows he aced. He doesn't even want to talk about it. He finds the nearest Corinthian pillar on campus, programs his digital camera, quickly slicks back the blonde part of his hair and gets in position. Now he's off do his dorm where a cold, six pack of zimas awaits. First he'll finish bleaching his hair before a 4 hour session of World of Warcraft ensues, all to the rousing sounds of Static X's entire discography.

The Goods: Live Hard, Crouch Hard.

2009-09-04T14:47:00.003-04:00

This is Pete. He's a car salesmen. That's the dealership. It's tall. But nothing's too tall for this ace. This was right after he sold a Hummer to a vegan. In the midst of his celebration he pulled off this revolutionary crouch. Sometimes you gotta go high to really get low.

Scrub-Down

2009-08-31T13:25:00.003-04:00

Hospitality never looked so awesome. The comfort of these multi-colored scrubs leaves plenty of room for all the serious bending and dipping needed to really huddle up and make important life-saving decisions.

Going International Chapter 4: Ukraine in the Membrane

2009-08-31T13:02:00.004-04:00

A World War II themed crouch sent in from the WWII Museum in Kyiv, Ukraine.

Craig's List Crouch

2009-08-29T13:43:00.005-04:00

What better way to sell your old entertainment center on the internet? If you said "not be in the picture at all" you're dead wrong. If you said "open the venetian blinds, clasp the hands, get low, really give the ad a personal touch, give buyers an objectively comparative, and accurate size/scale perspective, all while adding an undeniably confidant and suave vibe that is sure to drive the value of the otherwise average shelving unit sky high" then you would be absolutely correct. Oh yeah, he listed this as free. He ended up getting $12,000 and a key to the city.

Race to Crouch Fountain

2009-08-25T18:50:00.004-04:00

Just a casual trip to the zoo? I think not. This knee-bending optimist sees the fountain half full by lowering his line of sight and becoming half as tall. He went on to enjoy the zoo more than he ever has before.

4th of July Fire-Crouch 2 of 2.

2009-08-25T18:37:00.003-04:00

Patriotism and Danger-2 things we love and embrace here at Crouchpics.com. Good form, better camaraderie. And how about the dude on the left, crouching on top of his wheel chair. How's that for a metaphor for the healing power of the crouch.

4th of July Fire-Crouch 1 of 2.

2009-08-14T13:53:00.005-04:00

The founding fathers would have been proud. I believe our subject knows this in his heart, as it is so proudly expressed in a genuine smile. That grin is almost as warm as the very sparklers in his patriotic hands. God bless America.

Danza the Manza

2009-08-13T00:24:00.003-04:00

Why was there ever any question who the boss was? Mystery solved.

Groom in a Wagon

2009-07-30T13:59:00.002-04:00

Confused? Yeah, us too. Upon seeing this picture, only a series of questions seems appropriate: Was this the photographers idea? Were the groomsmen playing a practical joke by suggesting this? Will this make it into the wedding picture photo album? What were they even doing in a barn? Is there some kind of inside joke? "Oh that crazy Percy, he's always crouchin' in a wagon." If this wasn't the groomsmen's idea, who is this photographer and how is he so damn persuasive? Is he a hypnotist? And where do I find the rest of his work?

Back To Basics Part 2.

2009-07-25T17:11:00.002-04:00

Every once and a while, we at crouchpics have to dig deep and get back to our roots. And there really is no better standard than a group of men in suits. We are talking fundamentals here. These guys are headed to their prom, and while their dates await, there will be no closer bond on this night than this moment at the park across the street, except maybe the bond of every pair of hands clasped together. True form. Applause.

Low-Bama

2009-07-21T20:12:00.005-04:00

Crouch of the Month Recipient

Here it is Fans, you asked for it. Introducing the first crouch chosen by the people in a true democratic matter, much like the subject himself: our president, Barack Obama. He took the first poll in a landslide victory, leaving Michael J. Fox and Chuck Norris in the dust like McCain and Nadar. This photograph was taken while Mr. President was studying our current economic state. He had to get low enough to really understand it.

Going International Chapter 3: Finnish Hymn

2009-07-21T19:44:00.005-04:00

This is Juho, a real life Finn who was kind enough to help us write chapter 3 of "Going International." Finland is known for housing tall men, but on this particular day, height was sacrificed for sleek style.

Jurassic Crouch 2: The Lost Crouch

2009-07-21T18:46:00.005-04:00

A familiar face, and an even more familiar form. The only thing unfamiliar about this snapshot is the rugged, potentially dinosaur-filled territory. He has nimbly crouched horizontally, gotten low with a handlebar stash, and now he returns in this gorgeous yet dangerous senior picture in the midst of the lurking t-rex's lair.

Mountain Croucher.

2009-07-21T18:30:00.002-04:00

This fan discovered a prime, scenic overlook and took care of business. He spreads his arms wide as if to say: One day this will all be mine. Keep up the strong crouching my friend and you can conquer all the land that weak people will allow.

Rooftop Straight-Brimmers.

2009-06-30T23:56:00.003-04:00

These fellas felt like they had to make up for the lack of curve in their hat brims. As a result, they bent nearly every joint in their body to get that perfect snapshot for their band's myspace page.

Sax Appeal

2009-06-26T19:11:00.002-04:00

This gentleman is proud of his collection of woodwinds and he wants you to know it. He decided to boast his conglomeration by getting lower than an A-note on his baritone sax

Proud Fishermen 2 of 2

2009-06-23T12:13:00.007-04:00

A Swisher Sweet

A Fisher's treat

So get those Bo's close to your feet.

Descend your ass

Close to the grass

And proudly hoist that monster bass

Proud Fishermen 1 of 2.

2009-06-21T13:13:00.002-04:00

This photo exudes pride and manliness. This successful fisherman can't help but smirk as he proudly displays his future supper which, moments ago, was caught using only bare hands and astute precision. His legs and watch stayed dry but his appetite will be whet with a heavily seasoned salmon and a tall glass of home-brewed mead.

Crouchin' With Grandma

2009-06-16T13:37:00.005-04:00

Nothing caps off a family reunion by the lake like a sassy, chin-harnessing pose directly in front of Nana.

Snuggie Porridge

2009-06-13T14:54:00.006-04:00

Crouch of the Month Recipient

A proven champion and ambassador of the crouch is back for more. The adornment of the bright blue snuggie suggests the symbol of a crouch wizard or perhaps druid, dwelling in the woodlands, carving trees into pants shapes, dedicating his every waking moment to the crouch movement, and casting spells on all the nay-sayers along the way. Or perhaps what we have here is simply a very comfy croucher... enjoying a steamy bowl of porridge under the warm afternoon sun. You decide.

Rebel With Too Much of a Cause

2009-06-10T22:35:00.007-04:00

Great submission. And by that I mean both the submission of the photo and the submission of this greaser to these hot mamas. I don't know who this guy was but he knew how to attract the high trousered, leather booted dames. With that glaring confidence and from that pounce-ready position, this nonconformist is ready to rumble with all of the Sharks and Jets simultaneously. This rebel has one massive cause: to break in those Levi 501's.

Going International Chapter 2: The Turkey Squat.

2009-06-08T21:18:00.003-04:00

A submission from a fan graspin' the knee in front of an historic Ottoman building in Konya, Turkey. With form like this, the crouch will sweep through the Turkish nation faster than Alexander the Great circa 333 B.C. (Before Crouch).

Liberty Lunge

2009-06-04T14:24:00.003-04:00

Twas' a gift from France so hike up those pants... and lunge away. Can't get much more American than this. Lady Liberty and the crouch: 2 Complimentary symbols of freedom. While one proudly stretches to the heavens with fire in the torch, the latter confidently humbles itself to the land with fire in the hamstrings. Who's going to mess with this? Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Yeah right. Why don't you Ahma-get-a-job.

The Lost Businessman

2009-06-02T13:29:00.003-04:00

One moment this business consultant is flying to a corporate conference on how to create synergy in the workplace, the next, his plane is down and he finds himself the lone survivor in the midst of an unknown landscape. At this point, we join our hero as he finally stumbles across a flowing source of water. Tired and relieved, he removes his Viotech company windbreaker and pauses for a brief moment to plan his next move.

Dirty Butts in the Slums

2009-05-28T16:18:00.004-04:00

When you're living in the slums, you can't let any cig go to waste. This small man goes in for the butt scoop and is captured in time as he takes that impatient hit of his dirtied butt. As a result, a second butt was nearly dirtied on this particularly dreary afternoon as his young toddler trudges away in disgust.

Crouching Destroyer

2009-05-28T16:00:00.004-04:00

This is Steve and Chris of the Rx Bandits. They have 14 years and 6 albums under their belt and have played at Bonnaroo and the Vans Warped Tour. Their resume is now complete as they have made the cut on Crouchpics.com.

Jurassic Crouch

2009-05-28T15:56:00.003-04:00

Crouch of the Month Recipient

This is a meat eater peering down at the stegosaurus that he just murdered and turned into a carcass

The Crater Brigade

2009-05-28T15:49:00.003-04:00

These young crouchers have stumbled upon what looks to be a crater formed from an alien spacecraft. Even when they reached the bottom, they must have felt that they weren't quite low enough.

The Gay Hiker

2009-05-28T15:25:00.002-04:00

Getting down low to spot a good place to pitch a tent while he looks deep into your eyes.

Crouchin' With Billy.

2009-05-28T15:06:00.002-04:00

The last time there was a crouch this near to a goat it involved a low bridge and a troll.

Guy in Dubai: Going International

2009-03-26T21:54:00.005-04:00

A classic overseas submission from an old acquaintance with a mean hook shot. The Persian Gulf serves as a gorgeous backdrop for this studious, blazer-wearing power forward. I'm told that the hotel behind is the only one on Earth with a 7-star rating. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I gave this crouch any less of a review. 7 stars. Zeus himself would have trouble topping this form. What can be bolder than crouching on a boulder?

Crouchpix on Metromix.

2009-03-26T21:20:00.005-04:00

Legwarmers and lady-cumberbuns are always welcome on crouchpics.com. They also help spread the crouch across the nation via Metromix.com

Warning: Intense crouching may cause apparent shoulder dislocation.

Crouch Potato

2009-03-20T13:22:00.002-04:00

figure 1A

The great Potato famine resulted in a shortage of potatoes, but the amount of crouches increased ten-fold as exemplified by figure 1A above.

Empire Strikes Crouch

2009-03-20T13:04:00.003-04:00

Crouching up a storm...troopers? We found these protectors of the Empire cutting loose on Saint Patrick's day. No word yet on if they were punished by Palpatine or Vader. Those two are so stiff you wouldn't even catch them crouching to duck a light sabre blow. One thing is for sure, These troopers' crouchmanship far exceeds their marksmanship with laser guns.

Crouching Through Time: 1970

2009-03-06T01:57:00.004-05:00

Ok this guy's real. That's his name. Andrae Crouch. The fact that he was captured crouching is almost an overwhelming amount of awesome, literal layering. It's like Judge Reinhold with a Gavel and a powdered wig, or Neil Diamond, kneeling on a diamond. "Andrae Crouch and the Disciples" not only brought soul to the radio waves with gospel hits, but they utilized to the fullest their frontman's last name, bringing soul and class to the 70's-era crouch. Notice the eerily tremendous form that Andrae demonstrates. The lines and angles of his body are so perfect and sharp, it appears that he groomed his facial hair with them. He contrasts this with a softly draped, oversized dress shirt, sleeves rolled up as if to show off the very elbows supporting such perfection. He chooses the head rest or "invisible phone" technique which, in turn, draws your gaze to his suave jewelry and neatly groomed chest/face hair. Andre the Giant will not become an Icon for another decade. But this Andrae was a giant of his own: Andrae the Giant of the Crouch.

Crouching Through Time: 1986

2009-02-28T20:57:00.015-05:00

Crouch of the Month Recipient

One arrived in a Trans Am, the other a Firebird. But you'll need a flying Delorean to crouch with these Bee Gee lovin'
groomsmen. Stylish stashes. fluffy, conditioned hair. An all white tux. Perfect form outside the reception hall as they wait for the arrival of the Air Supply cover band. Dirtying those tux tails for the sake of the perfect photograph. This is crouching in 1986.

Crouching Through Time: 1998

2009-02-26T23:52:00.005-05:00

Outfit freshly purchased from Mervins sale rack. Finally ditched his old airwalks for a nice casual boot. Buzzed the noggin with a #3 on the top, 2 on the sides. Sporting the wooden bead necklace. Reflecting on the latest matchbox 20 single. This is crouching in 1998.

Happy Valentines Day Ladies.

2009-02-13T16:42:00.000-05:00

Back to Basics.

2009-02-09T16:19:00.000-05:00

Families with Abe: Chapter 2

2009-02-09T16:13:00.001-05:00

Tropical Dads

2009-01-30T15:30:00.011-05:00

Crouch of the Month Recipient

Hands a Claspin' Gals a Gaspin'

2009-01-22T23:38:00.001-05:00

E = Mega Crouch Squared.

2009-01-22T23:21:00.001-05:00

you should see the other guys.

2009-01-22T23:17:00.001-05:00

God Rest Ye' Merry Crouching Men

2009-01-04T12:11:00.001-05:00

Abe be Lincoln yo, Family be sinkin' low.

2008-12-18T00:17:00.001-05:00

Greektown Groom Makin' Elbow Room.

2008-12-12T14:04:00.001-05:00

Wifebeaters on Meat-Eaters.

2008-12-08T23:06:00.007-05:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS

(From left to right) Mos Total, Dustin Dufflefox, Brunson Holiday, Copper Briggs, and Quentin Doppleganger.

Lungeing, Snuggling, Seducing, Cradling, Staring,Crouching, Loving.

2008-12-06T02:27:00.005-05:00

Foggy Bottom Boys

2008-12-06T02:21:00.000-05:00

Bird's Eye View, Crouchin' Crew

2008-12-06T02:18:00.001-05:00

Golden Stream Crouching Dream

2008-12-06T02:12:00.002-05:00