Sarah Jessica Croucher

Two things we don't get a lot of on Crouchpics: Women and celebrities. Today we get both. This star of Failure to Launch and Hocus Pocus cancels out the purpose of her high heels on the cover of glamour. Or perhaps she is just getting down low enough to ask her tiny husband about skipping school and all the unaccounted for miles on her Ferrari.

Metallicrouch

Metal-head Repunzel here poses in front of what looks to be a semi-professional photographer's back drop at a K-Mart. Is that a lip ring AND a soul patch or did he just spill some Jaiger?

Counter Mounter

This entry combines two trending themes that have emerged at Crouchpics: A suit, and perching on top of a counter or table. This is a highly recommended and proven way to get the bar tender's attention.